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Hey poker companies, you pay me thousands of dollars each month to beat down geeks on your sites 15 tables at a time, so why not chip in a few more for writing about it?

Let’s face it, you guys are making absurd amounts of money. You know it, and I know it. If you can afford to pay jerks like me to gamble, you must be. But we also know that there’s a lot of you out there. Who are my readers going to flock to? That’s up to you to decide… Because I am only going to tell them about the companies that pay me!

But if you want to be featured on The Poker Jerk’s site, RSS feed, and newsletter, pay up sucka!

Unless you’re one of these poker rooms that makes millions a month, I don’t want to be part of your affiliate program. If you have an e-book to promote, or a rakeback site you, you gotta pay me in cash, not promises.

Right now this is what we have available to spend your money on:

468×60 Content Banner – $50 a month

This banner can be found on every content page, directly above the comments. All the readers are going to have to look at it when they reach the bottom of my content, so make sure you’re in their minds at that time!

200×200 Homepage Middle – $75 a month

This one is smack-dab in the middle of the front page. It should be the first thing my readers see, before they bask in my wisdom.

300×250 Monster Banner – $85 a month

This banner is found on every single page of the site, on the very right side of each page, near the top. This is obviously the banner with the highest exposure, so of course it doesn’t come cheap!

125×125 El Cheapo Special – $30 a month

If your ass puckers as tight as a snare drum at the thought of paying a jerk like me so much money every month, these cheapy banners are for you. They’re still great banners though, don’t get me wrong! They can be found on every page, and I am offering up to 6 spots (you can buy as many as you like, email me for a deal)

RSS Sponsorship – Coming Soon

Once I get enough readers, I’ll be selling this spot.

That’s it for now. If you want in on this action, fill out the form below. Prices above are obviously negotiable, since I am just starting out.