Getting Ready to Give Away Some Money

Hey losers! When I started this site, I knew that I had created something great. A poker site that gives actual useful information and advice, and isn’t full of bullshit and spammy links. I have been writing articles that will help losers like you get better at poker, and have gotten great feedback from everyone with a brain (the idiots still hate me, which is great too!).

The problem is, nobody knows about it! This site gets shit for traffic, because it’s tough to get other poker webmasters to link to you. Everyone is afraid that they’ll lose potential commission when someone decides to sign up for a poker room, so they are afraid to link to other good sites. Sure, there are tons of crappy SEO’d poker sites with uselss content that will exchange thousands of links, but that’s a waste of time.

Anyway, I need to get the word out that I have this awesome site. So I decided to bribe you people!

That’s right, I am going to pay money to get more readers. Who’s the loser now, right?

It’s mostly going to be based on Twitter; when I hit 5000 followers, I am going to start the contest where the winner gets $666 USD. You can spend it anywhere you want, hopefully in a poker room (it’s in Neteller, so this will be easy, even if you’re in USA and are worried about getting screwed by your formerly incompetent government).

So follow me on Twitter, and tell all your broke ass friends that they should follow me too if they want a break in life. When I hit 5000, I’ll launch the contest here (and on Twitter)

If you’re logged into Twitter right now, this link will tell all your followers about my contest.